• math test:a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test:the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test:explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • Physics tests:The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
May 27, 2012
May 26, 2012
Men with long hair. So fucking attractive.

(Source: the-midnight-rose, via concept-k-i-c-k)

May 26, 2012
  • Cold weather:jeans, band t-shirt, sweater
  • Hot weather:jeans, band t-shirt, sweater
May 26, 2012
rogerwatersbigballs:

if you’re into that whole - gut wrenching - oh my GOD that vein - can i eat your shiny hair kind of thing.
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May 26, 2012
Dear Roger
  • basically, we are horny and we want to eat your arms.
May 26, 2012
  • Me:Guys shut up I'm on the phone with my mom.
  • Friends:PASS THE POT. I'M SO HIGH. WHO BROUGHT THE BEER. SCREW CONDOMS.
May 26, 2012
haha-l-m-a-o:

megustapokemon:

ohkiefer:

buryme—marryme:

adamrichins:

Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha





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